"Dear Mother,

don't worry about me; I didn't move to N.Y. as you may have guessed, I was just kidnapped by aliens. I am now, at this moment, on [chlpsdfs], the fourth planet of Algol. This is a small star in Perseus, you can see it best in winter, but it can be seen all year on earth, the aliens told me, at least at the northern hemisphere, were you life. Algol is just 96 light years away from earth, so this letter should reach you in 23,748 years or even earlier. Could you send me my pyjama? The aliens have beamed away all the atoms of my clothes, and the nights get sometimes cold here on [chlpsdfs]. Don't worry - it's still better than on [rgkgkgjk], the fifth planet of Algol, where it is really cold.
Maybe you are wondering what I am doing here all day long and why the aliens kidnapped me. Well, human milk is thought to be a delicacy here on [chlpsdfs], so the aliens kidnap some young women like me, have intercourse with them, make them pregnant, so that they give birth to a hybrid child that is seperated from its mother and serves as a slave on the mines of [rgkgkgjk] as soon as it is grown up, and than the women is milked three times a day. Due to certain drugs, pregnancy takes just three weeks here, and I myself have given birth to six children without any interruption of milk production in the half year I stayed here so far.
You certainly want to know wether we will see ever again. That will be hardly possible, since normally the women are kept here some years till their menopause, then they are killed and made to hamburgers, but I will talk to the aliens and ask wether they can make an exception.
When I am not milked or have to have intercourse with one of the aliens, I am allowed to use the public library. This is very interesting, I learned a lot about lichen I didn't know before and I am thinking about studying biology. What do you think about it? Also, the food is very good and delicious, since they have replication-machines that can make an atom-to-atom copy of the best meals of the best mastercooks of earth. First I was wondering why they are not using these machines to produce the human milk they are so keen on, but they explained to me that an alien would never accept milk made by a machine; only the poorest aliens who can't afford natural made milk drink machine made milk. Once they gave me a piece of cheese made from my own milk and a machine-made atom-by-atom replication. I couldn't taste the difference, but they claimed that it is immense. I must confess that I am a little bit proud about that remark, I hope you don't think I am vain.
I also have the possibility to do exercises and sports, and I meet a lot of other girls from earth, also they managed to install terrestrial cable network on [chlpsdfs], so I can watch TV in my apartment. By the way, I have my own little apartment here on [chlpsdfs] without paying any rent. I decorated it with atom-to-atom-replications of worthy ancient chairs and paintings. You see, you really don't have to worry about me, I am having a great time here. The milking times aren't as worse as it may sound, they have a machine to do it automatically, I put my breasts in it and after a few minutes, it is done. The only disadvantages, I would say, are the nights when I have to have sex with an alien, since their phalloi have an average size of 16 inch, they come at least thirty times a night, and sleeping with them is somewhat strenuous. But even that isn't really that bad, since they have developed a drug that makes you incredibly hot and wet, so that the alien has no trouble to enter you.
And how are you doing? Hope everything is fine? Please don't worry about me, Ma, I am really fine. Greetings to Pa and my sister, I love you all and always remember you.

Kisses & Love,
	Your daughter"