Lichen

Public Bureau of Adult Education presents:

A PBAE Production

How to recognize different types of lichen from quite far away

LECTURE 73

419. [Lichen 419] Lichen verna L. Ordinary stone-lichen, blooms May-June

420. [Lichen 420] Lichen norwegicus L. Norwegian field-lichen, grows only on old norwegian thing places or old manuscripts. Singular communication system, based on runes. A similair species, Lichen greenlandicus L. can be found on Greenland, Lichen erica L. can be found in Conny Islands.

421. [Lichen 421] Lichen argentus Brook. Found mostly on the wallstreet, earns its living by speculations on fund-bond-derivates (?). Lichen argentus tie Brook. wears a tie, Lichen argentus untie Keynes not. Can be used to forsee the future, increases inflation, decreases deflation.

422. [Lichen 422] Lichen polyvalentus L. Grows on seldom used pavements, sometimes also on sidewalks (??). Can be boiled and used to cook delicious meals with heavy side-effects (happyness, sudden death, fear in the dark, third eye, spititual knowledge). Forbidden in certain contries.

423. [Lichen 423] Lichen lichen Linné. Interesting reproduction cycle. But since it's rather naughty, I wont tell you anything about it.

424. [Lichen 424] Lichen larix Löffelst. Grows on TV channels. There it infiltrates certain series, mostly sit-coms, than takes over the whole network, forces the channel to broadcast mainly programms related to lichen, then infects the unsuspecting viewer who serves as a zwischenwirt. A subspecies, Lichen larix libri Löffelst., is said to grow in books, mainly in adult education prospects, where it changes the content of the books to lichen-related things. Whole lectures become worthless if infected with this lichen.

419.		Lichen verna L. Ordinary stone-lichen, blooms May-June
420.		Lichen norwegicus L. Norwegian field-lichen, grows only on old norwegian thing places or old manuscripts. Singular communication system, based on runes. A similair species, Lichen greenlandicus L. can be found on Greenland, Lichen erica L. can be found in Conny Islands.
421.		Lichen argentus Brook. Found mostly on the wallstreet, earns its living by speculations on fund-bond-derivates (?). Lichen argentus tie Brook. wears a tie, Lichen argentus untie Keynes not. Can be used to forsee the future, increases inflation, decreases deflation.
422.		Lichen polyvalentus L. Grows on seldom used pavements, sometimes also on sidewalks (??). Can be boiled and used to cook delicious meals with heavy side-effects (happyness, sudden death, fear in the dark, third eye, spititual knowledge). Forbidden in certain contries.
423.		Lichen lichen Linné. Interesting reproduction cycle. But since it's rather naughty, I wont tell you anything about it.
424.		Lichen larix Löffelst. Grows on TV channels. There it infiltrates certain series, mostly sit-coms, than takes over the whole network, forces the channel to broadcast mainly programms related to lichen, then infects the unsuspecting viewer who serves as a zwischenwirt. A subspecies, Lichen larix libri Löffelst., is said to grow in books, mainly in adult education prospects, where it changes the content of the books to lichen-related things. Whole lectures become worthless if infected with this lichen.