Pus

A: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I am going to talk about Pus. Well, pus. Pus has gained an immense relevance in modern society. The last years production of industrial pus has reached a new...
Audience: Disgusting!
A: I beg your pardon?
Audience: Disgusting! Talk about something else.
A: But pus does exist. You can't deny it. Most walls are papered with pus.
Audience: Uah! That's not true.
A: Yes of course it's true. And also most food is made of pus.
Audience: I will no longer listen to you, you are telling nonsense. (Audience off)
A: Some people can't stand the truth. (A hesitates a moment, then walks off)

What does this short dialogue teaches us? Well, I don't know, but I myself lived two years in a house with walls papered with pus. Nice, but just a half year after I moved in the pus started to go mouldy and I had a lot of trouble to get rid of the mould.

A recipe with pus:
3 parts detergent
3 parts pus
2 parts old motor oil
oregano, arsenic, the statue of liberty, the entire russia and dried mud as spices.
Put all ingediences together in one storage container, shake it, and finally dump it in the sea. Bon appettittte!

Famous men related to pus:
1. Winnie the Pus
2. Pus Springsteen
3. Conrad Pus and his dancing teeth

The Comment of the Duke of Chou:

Pus. Promoting to travel the deep water.
Hail! Would be wise to apply a plaster.
Nine on third place means:
Go straight to the white house.