11.-12.7.1998, 14x21 cm

I was born 8000 B.C. I am the son of Wodan and Jörd. I am Asathor, I am Hlorridi, I am Wingthor. I killed Hrungnir, I killed Thiassi, I killed Thrym. I fought the Midgard-Snake.

I am married with the gold-haired Sif, I am the father of Magni and Modi. I live in a castle called Bilskirnir with 640 rooms, in Thrudwang. My servant is Thialfi, Tanngniostr und Tanngrisnir carry my charriot.

I have a hammer. Sindri and Brock made this hammer. It is called Mjölnir. Troughing this hammer causes thunder. After killing my enemy, the hammer always returns to my hand.

Once I wrestled with Jesus (I won). Once I will wrestle with the Midgard-Snake (it will drawn: both of us will die). But maybe I should tell you my live in order:

After I was born 8000 B.C., I went to primary school from 7963 B.C. to 7920 B.C..

I started to study on the university of Walhal 7816 B.C. and finished in 7675 B.C. with the degree as "Living God".

From 7433 B.C. to 6923 B.C. I researched at the Yddragsil Institute for Retarded Studies, becoming a "Master of Thunder".

I traveled a lot between 6923 B.C and 6641 B.C., visiting Vineta, Atlantis, the cursed plains of L'leng and the island of Utopia.

I met Sif in 6625 B.C. and married her. 6618 B.C., I moved to the new built Bilskirnir.

In 6589 B.C., I became Ministre of Thunder

5370 B.C.: Killed Hrungnir.

5007 B.C.: Encountered Utgart-Loki.

3855 B.C.: Killed Thiassi.

3608 B.C.: Fought the Midgard-snake.

3127 B.C.: Killed Thrym.

1091 B.C.: Tricked Alwis.

23 A.D.: Defeated Jesus.

1000 A.D.: Left Iceland for tax purposes.

My biography is of course not finished yet. Let's take a look at the future:

4000 A.D.: Ragnarök, Fight the Midgard-Snake again, die. Magni and Modi inherit my hammer.

My favourite bands are Desaster Area, Pain Killer, Agnostic Front, The Melvins, Naked City, The Exploited and Total Destruction. My favourite writers are Ernst Jünger and Snorri Sturluson. My favourite painters are Goya, Francis Bacon and Arnold Schwarzkogler. My favourite movie is "Wild at Heart", my favourite quote "Level this hemisphere" (from "Sam & Max"). My favourite sport is smashing giants with a hammer.

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