!!Warning!! The following is a work of fiction, and it is not recommended that you try out the mentioned methods yourself. Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-Bridges, cloth-curses or dimensional ports should be handled only by experienced experts. End of message.



Once upon a time, there was a girl who wanted to own a green swimsuit. And so she went to a store and fetched herself a green swimsuit and paid it and went home and put it on. It looked marvelous, but when she wanted to take it off again, she found that it was an enchanted green swimsuit which could not be removed except by the person who cursed it. And the 257th fairy appeared (she was a witch, like all fairies with a prime number, like 13 or 191 or 919), and she said to the girl what we already know: "this is an enchanted green swimsuit and cannot be removed except by the person who cursed it", and she added "which is me, the witch." And the girl trapped in the green swimsuit said: "so, please do help me to remove it, dear fairy." And the witch replied: "I will never do, because I love to enoy people." And the girl in the green swimsuit cried and said: "but how should I pee, should I pee while wearing that green swimsuit?" Said the witch: "that won't be necessaire, my dear, because I established an Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-Bridge between your bladder and a canyon up in the uninhabited north of our country." "what is an Einsteinwhatsoeverbridge?" "well, it is a four dimensional connection of otherwise seperated threedimensional places, popular spoken, it is some kind of dimensional port. Any urin in our bladder will go through the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-Bridge and end in the canyon. A similar thing will work for your anus-" and at this very moment, the girl in the enchanted green swimsuit felt something being inserted in her anus, and she moaned with surprise- "so you won't need to go to the toilet any more. Of course, if somebody would find the other end of the two Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-bridges, he could use that to insert something in your bladder or your anus. But it is very unlikly that anybody will find them, and beside, why should anybody want to insert something in your bladder, except to kill you, and there would be other less uncomfortable ways than to search a special hard to find place up in the north and build a bridge across the canyon to reach that special point." "But what will happen with my menstrual blood?" "I made some changes in your physics so you won't have any period from now on." "But I don't want you to stop my period, I want to have a period, it is part of my being a woman." "What a nonsense, a lot of women would be glad not to have a period, and besides, in twenty years or so you wouldn't have had menstruation anyway, although you would still have been a woman. So you see, it is a very practical thing: you will not need to use a toilet any more, you will not have any trouble with your period any more, measerd on the time scale of your whole life, this should spare you several years you can use for other things, not to speak about the discomfort I spare you." "But I won't be able to have sexual intercourse with this swimsuit on. And it is so damn neat, I have trouble to even masturbate." "Yes, but this will allow you to judge wether a guy is really loving you or not. If he really loves you, he will stay with you despite of all that. And you will be able to be sexually aroused a much longer amount of time, and you will be aroused much more deeply, while having an orgasm takes really only a little time and is rushed away soon. And besides, I told you that I love to enoy people, and how could I do that if wearing this swimsuit only brings advantages to you? Anyway, this discussion begins to bore me, so please excuse me." And with a plop, the witch disappeared.

So the girl in the green swimsuit went to her boy-friend, and he said: "what a lovely green swimsuit", but he was less enthousiastic, as the girl told him that she was unable to take it of. That evening, her friend try to fuck her breasts, like he did before, but the swimsuit was so neat that is was nearly impossible to squeeze them around his penis, and so the ended up with her giving him a blow-job. After that, he fell asleep, while she laid awake the whole night, unfulfilled and hot as hell.

After a week, they parted. Seems as he didn't really love her, although she gave him a blow-job whenever he wanted to.

The girl in the green swimsuit found herself very attracted to young men, as she was full of desire and unable to get herself relieve. Thinking all day and all night only about sex, she had many short relations with them. One of them said to her: "How can I know wether your breasts are real or not? You could have stuffed something in your green swimsuit, and in fact you are not that busty girl you seem to be. Who knows, maybe you are not even a girl, but a transvestite not only with a stuffed bust, but also with a penis hidden under that green swimsuit." "I am no transvestite, I am a girl, you bloody idiot, and I also didn't stuff anything in that swimsuit to make my bosom look more impressive." answered the girl in the green swimsuit angriely.

After a while, she became very famous in her country, and soon everybody had heard about her mishap. One guy, a student of physics, found out about the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-bridges, and he went to the north of the country and closely observed every canyon. Finally, he once saw some piss coming out from nowhere falling down the canyon and knew that he found an end of one Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-bridge. He than took some effort in building a bridge over the canyon, and managed to construct some kind of suspension bridge, made of ropes and wood boards. So he went to the point were one of the two EPR-bridges ended, tried to imagine the girl with the green swimsuit, got a hard one, put it through the dimensional port and right up her ass. She, some hundred miles away, of course didn't espect anything like that and could not explain for the first moment why she felt like being fucked in the ass (which she had never been before). First she thought of being sick and having some kind of stomach trouble, but after a while, she realised what had happen. Meanwhile, the student of physics had found out that he could transport the endings of the ESP-bridges, so he moved them away from the canyon -the only trouble for him was that occasionly there felt some shit out of the one bridge, and piss of the other. He kept both bridge-ends in a box and dumped the piss and the shit from time to time in a toilet. So he returned to civilisation, having anal sex with the girl in the green swimsuit whenever he wanted to. After a while, he visited her personaly, together with his box. He said: "Hello famous girl with the green swimsuit" (the girl with the green swimsuit, by the way, was wearing a robe hiding her swimsuit) "you probably wondered who had started to have anal sex with you in recent time. Well, to be honest, it was me. If you like, I can prove this to you. Right here in this box I have the both endings of the dimensional ports connected with your bladder and your anus. And when I put my finger here right through this ending of that dimensional port, I suppose you can feel it in your body." "Yes, that is true. You must give me the box with these two endings of the two dimensional ports, I beg you, and stop penetrating me further, please. I am willing to give you everything you want for that in exchange." "I always dreamed of having a beautiful girl like you as my slave and sex toy. I could put a knife through one of these EPR-bridges, and that would kill you, so you should better obey me. I will continue to have anal sex with you whenever it occures to me, but I also want you to give me blow jobs and call me 'Master' and serve me in every way I find pleasant. Do you understand me?" "Yes, I understand you, but could you please, please give me at least the one dimensional port to my bladder, so I could touch the inner part of it and that way indirectly stimulate my vagina, because that could be a way I could reach an orgasm, and I need one so badly." "Forget about that, you will never ever have an orgasm, slaveslut. And say 'Master' from now on if you are refering to me. Also, I want that from now on you will never wear any clothes but the green swimsuit, and that everybody knows that you are my slave, so when you are out in the street, everybody can recognize you and is wondering if you are being fucked by me right now. Do you understand?" "Yes, Master. I will never wear any clothes again, except for this green swimsuit I am unable to put off, and everybody will knows that I am yours."

And so the girl in the green swimsuit became the slave of the student of physics. And so they lived several years, until The Man Of Great Knowledge And Wisdom, sometimes also called the sorcerer, visited the land. He heard of the girl with the green swimsuit, and had pity with her. So he was unable to remove the curse of the 257th fairy, but he managed to steal the both endings of the EPR-bridges kept by the student. And than he enlarged the bridges, so that not only the piss and the shit of the girl, but also the whole girl could slip through one of them. That way, she passed through one of the dimensional gates (I think it was the one initially connected to her anus, but I am not sure), leaving behind an empty green swimsuit. Then the sourcerer gave her back her ability of having menstruation (which was necessairy for her for being able to have children), and then he punished the student of physics and the witch. Finally, he married the girl no longer wearing a green swimsuit, and they had some heavy intercourse, and then the girl went shopping to by her some lingerie, which she hadn't done for years. And if they had not died, it is very probable that they are still alive.

Some illustrations to this story

9. 2. 1998 Jan Thor


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